Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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