We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I think my moral compass just broke
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