he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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