Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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