Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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