The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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