he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i think i scared a bird with my dick
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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