It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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