He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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