If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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