their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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