in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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