so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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