Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My nipple is on Facebook.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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