I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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