Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Welp...herpes.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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