Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
These tits shall not be calmed
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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