I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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