So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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