She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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