It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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