Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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