Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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