I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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