Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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