I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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