Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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