he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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