I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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