I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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