Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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