Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Randomize
