That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I wear drunk well.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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