That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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