she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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