so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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