I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Two words: nipple clamps
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