i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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