I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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