He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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