We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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