Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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