So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The dick lei will go down in squad history
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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