i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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