Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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