i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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