I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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