there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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