i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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