wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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