I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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