He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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