you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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